SITREP 1JUL2018: Company 2 returns to new home base at 29 Palms

FROM: High Command
TO: Company 2
INFO: Permanent Station Change
PRECEDENCE: Flash

After the completion of operations in Dankistan Company 2 is in transit back to the United States. With this transit they have PCS’d from their home base at Fort Jackson to 29 Palms. The unit will now complete FTX 18-07 in preparation for deployment to the Persian Gulf to hunt the Caliphate after their attacks on Papa and the Petting Zoo in Dankistan.